Saturday, July 31, 2010

LOCAL NEWSPAPER

I love our local paper. Especially the crime blotter.

Yesterday a woman called police about two men fighting at her house. She said she was sick and tired of them fighting all the time in her yard, and she was also tired of their marijuana plant growing there.

Sure enough, there it was in a pot, healthy, green, proud. Out in the open.

An arrest was made.

Lesson for the day: don't get into fights until you move your marijuana plant.

1 comment:

  1. Oh, those gardeners...so married to their plants they can't use commons sense (or so stoned in this case)

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