It's so nice to live in a small town. Headline in the local paper: ALBINO SQUIRREL CAUSES A STIR.
There's even a picture of the perky little critter holding a nut.
Yes, there's a crime blotter inside that has interesting stuff, too. (MAN HITS WOMAN WITH DIAPER) But how great is it to live in a place where albino squirrels land on the front page of the paper?