Saturday, April 30, 2016

LOCAL CRIME ITEMS

Again we have a list of criminal activities taking place in our fair city. As always, there were traffic stops netting drugs and catching people with outstanding warrants. Domestic violence incidents and stolen vehicles show up, too. And there were some attempted burglaries where the burglar alarm frightened the crooks away.

A driver's bad headlight led to police stopping him. He got out and fled, scattering items as he ran. (These people watch too much TV!) The items turned out to be marijuana and naturally, he got caught.

A couple of brothers got into a fight over a video game controller and one pulled a knife on the other. Cut him, too. Luckily, the injury wasn't serious but the kniife-wielder got carted off. (Did I say these people watch too much TV?)

A thief who failed was the shoplifter accosted by security guards. He pulled a knife and escaped. Immediate police work turned him up a few blocks away and he was arrested. He might have made it if he hadn't tried to escape on a bicycle. (Bet he didn't get that idea from TV! He must have thought of it all by himself!)

And there is the case of a streetwalker getting into a car to ply her trade. When the astonished driver asked what she was doing, she told him not to worry because she wasn't a cop. They proceeded to make a deal before the driver arrested her. Turns out he was a cop. (Bad luck, eh?)

Words fail me.

6 comments:

  1. There's nothing like stupid criminals when we need a laugh. I guess they have to turn to crime because they're too dumb to get a real job.

    We had a bank robber here who made his getaway on public transportation. That was risky. Our buses only run on schedule about 50% of the time.

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  2. Really bad luck on a few dumb crooks!

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    1. I don't think it's dumb luck. I think it's dumb mentality!

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  3. So Dumb Dumb Dumb !
    And yet so funny.

    cheers, parsnip

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    1. Can't help but wonder what these people are thinking!

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