Jekyll Island is getting an ice skating rink!!!
"What?" you ask. "How can this be? Not only does it not snow on Jekyll, it seldom gets below freezing.
Synthetic ice is the answer. Evidently, they're setting up an artificial ice rink with a view of the ocean for tourists' -- and locals! -- enjoyment. We won't have to deal with the cold! We are so excited!
And today there was this headline:
Russian Spy Ship off GA Coast
"Really?" you say. "Are they looking for peaches or did they get lost?"
No, evidently they're spying on our submarine base where our latest, super duper submarines are housed. Maybe they have super duper spy equipment that will let them look through the walls and figure out blueprints or whatever. I have faith in our military, however. I'm sure we have any x-ray vision cameras blocked.
And finally this:
Film Crew Sets Up Shop Downtown
Yes! Confirmation of the rumors! Ben Affleck has indeed picked us for some of the scenes in the movie he's filming. This is more exciting than an ice skating rink and a Russian spy sub!
Evidently the film will be based on a Dennis Lehane novel set in Boston in the 1920s.
We do have some old buildings downtown that might work for a seedy Boston. Of course, I have no idea how the palm trees can be explained. Maybe they can crop them out.
Hey, that skating rink may come in handy!
Oh, and I bet that sub was lurking around hoping for a glimpse of a movie star!